merry valentines i hope ur smoother than aliens
these aliens just get lesser and lesser suave
Don’t forget Mordin’s “Your lower eyelids did a thing, but I’m not interested in you or the army of people trying to bang me” or Morinth’s “You’ll totally survive the brain hemorrhage I’m about to give you.”
Actually because Photosets only allow 10 pictures I couldn’t be bothered to upload some and left out a few, seeing as I didn’t think it’d get any notes.
You’re a jerk. And you WILL LOVE ME.
It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this
30 Days: What is your Inquisitor’s Name and why did you name them that?
•1) Winifred Trevelyan- Winifred means “blessed”. It’s a fact which Winifred finds ironic, considering the fact that magic is viewed as a curse by the Chantry, not a blessing. The name also means “peaceful friend” and “reconciled”. Fitting, since Winifred inspires harmony and cooperation between those around her. People are attracted to her overwhelming kindness, much like her namesake, Winifred Burkle.
•2) Melisende Trevelyan- A name meaning “strength”, Melisende is a proud warrior. Chosen for its Old French roots, as she comes from a noble house of Orlais, the France of Thedas. She is also strong of will, with fierce determination. Rarely can something stop her from achieving her goals. Others call her stubborn, as her mind is not easily changed once made up.
•3) Isla Lavellan- Named for an island, Isla is solitary and firm. Her position as First isolated her from others. She was trained from childhood to care for the clan as a whole, but her studies and responsibilities kept her from forming individual attachments. While she considers her clan family, Isla doesn’t know what it is to have a friend the way we think of them.
•One more month until the Herald of Andraste.
•One month until the Elder One and the Venatori.
•One month until Cullen, Cassandra, Blackwall, Sera, Dorian, Josephine, Solas or the Iron Bull.
•One month until Cole, Varric, Vivienne, and Scout Harding.
•One month until the return of Morrigan and Leliana. Of Hawke cameos and Warden references. Of familiar faces and old friends.
•One month until Skyhold.
•One month until Orlais, Ferelden and the Dales.
•One month until jumping and fast travel.
•One month until Red Templars and mage rebellions, and Grey Wardens.
•One month until crafting and customization.
•One month until no healing spells.
•One month until multiplayer and jar of bees.
•One month until demons and high dragons.
•One month until Fade rifts and glowing hands.
•Just one month until start menus, loading screens and end credits.
•One month until character creator and opening cutscenes.
•One month until hard choices, impossible decisions, and endgame consequences.
•One month until heartwarming laughter, love, and soul-crushing tragedy.
•One more month until whatever we were before, we are now the Inquisition.
Only one more month of waiting…
Should’ve gone with the cloak of intelligence brah.